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Zacheatscrackers

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
NiceBoomer2.jpg This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
User.jpg  This article is about that fag Zach, who has been making poops since 2007, but officially made his first appearance on Youchewpoop in 2008, and does cool things, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.


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Name: Zacheatscrackers
Real Name: Zachary Brian "Z-Dog/Rabbit" Pietsch
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: What Is Two+Infinity?
Year Started: Expression error: Unexpected ( operator.07 (technically); 08 (officially joined Youchew and became officially recognized for my work)
Preferred Sources: Just about anything 'poopable'
Preferred Methods: Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7
YouTube Account: zacheatscrackers

Before Youchew

I mostly browsed and used random forums such as starmen.net, smwcentral.net and tv.com (all of which I ended up making horrible names for myself in), played old games illegally via ROMS (of course!) and generally acted like a typical oblivious idiot teen. My username was primarily 'zach033094' at the time, but I occasionally used the 'zacheatscrackers' alias, which my sister helped me coin.

After discovering YouTube Poops sometime in June 2007 and watching a bunch of them, I inevitably began making my own in August 17th 2007, starting with 'What Is Two+Infinity?', a simple Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog poop. They (especially my first one) sucked, but that's a given; however, they were fairly well-received, to my surprise. I kept making them since the early success of my first and was only motivated to make more as my popularity rose. I discovered YouChewPoop (now simply YouChew, and at the time (I believe) Youtubepoop.com) sometime during my career. I was initially reluctant to post, let alone make an account, due to the general behavior, but I still lurked for months starting around when the place was created and was intrigued at the general conversations nonetheless despite being too stricken by anxiety to join (it was partially difficult for me to simply jump into a new community due to my bad history with other forums). Despite not being pre-invited by Conrad like many other poopers, however, I eventually joined sometime in November 2007 as 'zach033094'. However, anxiety once again took over and I was too reluctant to post. My account was terminated due to lack of use. After some consideration, I officially joined in January 4th, 2008, this time as 'zacheatscrackers', which would become my most popular alias not just on YouChew, but the internet in general.

And both my internet life and real life (to some extent) were changed forever.

Early Days at YouChewPoop (intended to join in November 2007, but ended up joining in early January 2008)

My poops, to my horror, were received very negatively at first. But I know everyone simply wanted to help better my skills deep down despite their mob-mentalities, so I took their advices and my pooping reception greatly increased positively. As far as pooping goes, I became one of the most well known and respected poopers of all time, many of my videos garnering nearly 1000-ish views with at least 10-20 comments per video and many likes. I was seen as everything from a 'Master Ear Rapist' to a 'Master Stutter-creator'.

My forum reception, however, was very bleak during my first year; despite my superb pooping prowess and wide knowledge of many pooping techniques, I was practically an outcast when it came to trying to start conversation in and out of the forums due to my rebellious and often heavily antagonistic/complainy behavior. Finally, I intentionally got myself banned like a complete retard sometime in April 2009, and remained banned for two months. I also intentionally closed my 'zacheatscrackers' account as a big 'Fuck You' to basically everyone.

After YouChewPoop

I remained socially awkward and heavily criticized for my behavior even after leaving YouChewPoop; all forums I went to were still skeptical of me and I was constantly berated in the YTP TF2 server. People even went as far as to make a Steam hate group based off me and write it off as a "joke". This only further infuriated me as I became increasingly less trustful of people and even considered ceasing internet use for good.

After a talk with NegroTed, however, I found out that he always harbored a deep respect for me and let me back on the forums.

Things changed greatly for me every since.

Mid 2009-Early 2011 Years

Things were incredibly peaceful for quite a time during these years; I went from being hated/distrusted by basically everyone to becoming equally respected in my pooping/social skills. I made a great deal of friends and more or less everyone's respect for me was heightened. This was especially evident in 2010, where my popularity and forum-wide respect reached its peak. Everything was as perfect as I always wanted it to be. Although I used my 'zach033094poop' alt for a time, I returned to my main account, the 'zacheatscrackers' account, and have continued to semi-regularly use it ever since.

However, knowing my luck, this happiness would not last forever.

May 2011

Reminiscent (somewhat) of 2008-early 2009, tension between me and members once again began to build. I was still fairly respected, but I talked with people less and less and people became overly demanding of me. Some of my friendships were forever ruined or severely stinted. Eventually, the sorrow and depression became too much and I once again made another self-hate speech and once again left YouChew, but this time not by banning myself, but simply logging out, as I at least used some common sense.

Once Again Separated

After that display, I turned my attention back to RPG Making and MUGEN as I did back in early 2009. I was in deep thought whether to return in fear of shaming myself more. I somewhat reluctantly did, as I couldn't live with the guilt of leaving behind all of my close friends.

Late 2011-Current Years

Tension between me and my group of friends remained, but my peaceful forum life, for the most part, remained. Things went on as normal. I still occasionally pooped and whatnot.

However, as of recently, I left a close-knit group of Skype buddies presumably for good or at least a long time. I hope no repercussions occur...

Personality

Throughout my almost 5-year-long membership at YouChew, I've had a complex personality. At times, I occasionally semi-copied the personalities of other due to identity crisis, but in most cases I'm a nice, goofy and irreverent person in general. Due to my many tragedies, both in real life and on YouChew/the internet in general, I've developed pessimistic/sarcastic tendencies that even today I try to control for the betterment of myself. If something especially bad happens to me, sometimes I let them consume my common sense and I emotionally lash out at sometimes vicious rates. However, everyone will always know deep down that I mean nothing but good and would never try to ruin anyone's day.


Style

I've primarily used a 30 second-2 minute format for my poops, each almost always containing the methods listed below. On some occasions, if I find a source I particularly like, I might prolong my poop's length to upwards of 4-5 minutes.

Preferred Sources

  • Just about anything, as long as I find it 'poopable'.

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

In Real Life

  • nickeatscrackers - brother, if it weren't obvious enough. Considered by many to be my even more surreal half.

Online

ton of others, lol

Influences

All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my five pooping years.

Fans

others

Other Information

MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Steam is also the messaging system I most prominently use. Skype is zacheatscrackers.

I'm also currently a recurrent member at RPG Revolution and the official RPG Maker forums.

Age: 18.

Country: USA.

State: Pennsylvania (formerly Delaware; Delaware has been my long-time home state and I still wish I was back there at times despite how much technically better Penns. is).

Trivia

  • Likes Touhou
  • Likes TF2
  • Likes cool things
  • Is a Steam fag
  • Is retarded
  • Makes RPGs
  • Sometimes believes he has a genuine mental illness for how CRAAAYYYYZZEEEE he is

Likes

  • Being stupid
  • Being cute
  • Cursing
  • Farting
  • Eating
  • Playing FPSes 24/7
  • Masturbating (you saw this coming)
  • Ripping off other users because tool
  • Talking into his headset mic
  • Watching pornography
  • People
  • His chest hair
  • generic humorous trait goes here
  • fucking
  • damn
  • this
  • list
  • sucks
  • other things okay

Dislikes

  • Myself
  • People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
  • When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
  • Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
  • People who constantly message him about some stupid shit
  • boring things
  • stupid things
  • gay niggas
  • a

Links

My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.

Current Status

Making poops: From August 17th 2007-present.

On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-present

I hope this was a good read. Or not.

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