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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was a drill sergeant in the US Marines during the '60s until he was shot and killed by one of the Privates in his platoon. Despite his death, he later had his own TV show and everyone liked it. He is mainly known for starring in a good movie called "Full Metal Jacket.
Life and Death
[[no|He was born in 2XXX and used a time machine to escape a robot trying to borrow 3.50 from him]] He was an asshole to everyone and was eventually killed.
