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Sonic the Hedgehog
This article is filed under Characters.Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally horrible gaming corporation. He hasn't been in a single decent video game since 1896. Despite this all too true fact, SuperYoshi has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and less gay and retarded than those pussies Shadow and Silver.
Biography
Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry.
Filmography
Sonic The Porcupine
Sonic Peripheral No One Actually Fucking Bought
Sonic Jew
Sonic Pee
Sonic and Anal Fisting
Sonic Strawberry Jam
Sonic Sexual Adventure
Sonic Sexual Adventure Jew
Sonic Elemental Heroes
Sonic and the Red Rings of Doom
Sonic and the Homosexual Rings
Every single SuperYoshi ,TantricNferno, Stegblob, and RetroJape video
Trivia
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- He loves tumble dryers (see video at right).
- He is a PyroManiac.
- He is a pervert.
- He had an car accident in 1992, and his vocal chords had to be replaced, without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a local black kid to him.
