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Patrick Stewart
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Patrick Stewart is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the X-Men movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.
His Confessions
Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is very'" confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he loves men.
Trivia
- The Internet is an EXTENSION of his life.
- Is one of Magneto's enemies.
- Has a (stupid) Internet meme of him facepalming in Star Trek. It's so stupid that Patrick facepalms at those who post the facepalming pictures of him.
- He is very, very bald.