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*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with shit. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent.
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with shit. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent.
  

Revision as of 17:32, 29 January 2011

What Is Shit?

Shit (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restaurants bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns KFC, A&W, and Long John Silvers.

Lawsuit

Youtubeshit.com, Youtubepoop's grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% shit that their burritos came with. LiveVideo Shit, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!

How Can It Be Used?

Shit, as a word, can have several meanings.

  • Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta take a shit."
  • Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big shit!"
  • Adjective: "Shit" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "Twilight is shit." Inversely, "the shit", means "great". Sample: "Marvel vs. Capcom 2 is the shit!"
  • Interjection: "Shit" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh shit! What are we going to do now!?"

Trivia

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If yu can take a shit, a kangaroo will give you a pair of underwear.

See Also

By the way, everyone's gotten AIDS and shit.