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==The Game==
Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a [[fat]] [[Furry|anthromorphic]] [[Ganon|pig]] in [[Gay|arseless chaps]]. You'll then have to [[sex|work]] for him.
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Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a [[fat]] [[Furry|anthromorphic]] [[Ganon|pig]] in [[Gay|arseless chaps]]. You'll then have to [[sex|work]] for him. But if you win...Harlequin deflates himself while saying to his opponent "Lucky shot!" Yeah, I don't know why it happens either.
  
 
==Demise==
 
==Demise==

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Name: Harlequin
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Casino Owner, Prospect BBQ Sandwich

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*Insert lame "pigs can fly!" joke here*

Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people lose, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.

Cultural Heritage: Kansas, United States of America

The Game

Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a fat anthromorphic pig in arseless chaps. You'll then have to work for him. But if you win...Harlequin deflates himself while saying to his opponent "Lucky shot!" Yeah, I don't know why it happens either.

Demise

He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.

It's rumored that he was seen eating bacon and ham at a Denny's.

Quotes

Harlequin Harlequin

Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee?

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Now you work for me!

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Take him away!

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Now you see me, now you don't!

Harlequin Harlequin

I'd say your chances are a million to none, but lets have fun! Anyway!

Harlequin Harlequin

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ahhh!

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Lucky shot.

Trivia