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Revision as of 14:16, 28 June 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Impa is the advisor to the King of Hyrule and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also Zelda's Personal Aid.
Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the CD-i games.
Health Issues
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
Trivia
- She is not involved with The Hairspray Queen's takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
- She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
- She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both Gamelon and IHOP. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
- She really likes to say "Oh my!" or "Oh dear!" a lot, as if she's surprised by everything.
- She is known to roar when angry.
- According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
- Really old men, however, thick she's as sexy as fuck. (Gross!)
- She actually was in Ocarina of Time, where she was young.
Quotes
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Impa Don't worry, Zelda. The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely return!
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Impa I'm certain he's alright!
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Impa Alright dear, I'll get the triforce of wisdom.
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Impa Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower.
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Impa Yes...oh my! Your father has been captured!
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Impa He's been in a terrible fight. I can't tell what happened!
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Impa Oh dear! Wizzrobe has captured Lady Alma!
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Impa Look how your father was captured!
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Impa Hektad is DANGEROUS!
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Impa You smell like shit!
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Impa I wonder what it all means!
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Impa The King's a terrible father!
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Impa Your father's the king!
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Impa I don't like darkies! Only white ladies can whizz on my face.
