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Not Zelda.

To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see Pregnant Zelda.

Zelda is the daughter of the King of Hyrule and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking Impa for guidance. She is in no way related to the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Skills

She can play the flute, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.

Controversy

Zelda is always in constant feud with Ganon. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book.

Legal Issues

Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, Ganon Jr. Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for Ms. Filkins.

Appearance and Personality

Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small breast size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. Some say she is quite the whiner as well.