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| − | George the Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. | + | '''George''' the Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. |
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==Personality== | ==Personality== | ||
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| − | He | + | He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually Tyrannosaurus Alan) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of violence, that you TRY SOME right away). Some fun facts about George; |
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| + | *His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome. | ||
| + | *He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to. | ||
| + | *He is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Tidyup]]. | ||
| + | *When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. | ||
| + | *Being completley immobile, George secretley wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | *"I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!" | ||
| + | *"It grabs life by the conkers!" | ||
| + | *"I'll have you for BREAKFAST!" | ||
*"Try Some!" | *"Try Some!" | ||
| − | + | *"My Birds! Look; BIIIIIIIIIRDS!" | |
| − | *"My Birds! | ||
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*"I'm the daddy NOOOOW!" | *"I'm the daddy NOOOOW!" | ||
| + | *"How ''DO'' you do it, Alan?!" | ||
| + | *"Well done to Revive!" | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout | http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout | ||
Revision as of 13:24, 7 September 2007
This article is filed under Characters.George the Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with Link and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like Tyrannosaurus Alan his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers.
Personality
He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually Tyrannosaurus Alan) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of violence, that you TRY SOME right away). Some fun facts about George;
- His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.
- He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to.
- He is the second-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by Tidyup.
- When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse.
- Being completley immobile, George secretley wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him.
Quotes
- "I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!"
- "It grabs life by the conkers!"
- "I'll have you for BREAKFAST!"
- "Try Some!"
- "My Birds! Look; BIIIIIIIIIRDS!"
- "I'm the daddy NOOOOW!"
- "How DO you do it, Alan?!"
- "Well done to Revive!"
Links
http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout
