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Gaspra is an old man from ''Zelda's Adventure'' who likes to live in a tower and rape [[Zelda]] who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
 
Gaspra is an old man from ''Zelda's Adventure'' who likes to live in a tower and rape [[Zelda]] who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"

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Name: Gaspra
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown, but likely in his 1000s.
Nationality: French
Occupation(s): Astronomer

Gaspra is an old man from Zelda's Adventure who likes to live in a tower and rape Zelda who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"

Liked by

... Chad Warden, probably

Disliked by

  • Just about everyone else.

Quotes

  • "There will be no more viewing tonight"
  • "AHHH!"
  • "Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"