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Yoghurt or yogurt is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of lactose produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yoghurt its texture and its characteristic tang. Soy yoghurt, a non-dairy yoghurt alternative, is made from soy milk. People have been making—and eating—yogurt for at least 4,500 years. Today it is a common food item throughout the world. It is a nutritious food with unique health benefits. It is nutritionally rich in protein, calcium, riboflavin, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12. It is to be said in some cultures that if [[you]] eat yoghurt day and night you will live a long time. You will also look like a revenant.
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Yoghurt or yogurt is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of lactose produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yoghurt its texture and its characteristic tang. Soy yoghurt, a non-dairy yoghurt alternative, is made from soy milk. People have been making—and eating—yogurt for at least 4,500 years. Today it is a common food item throughout the world. It is a nutritious food with unique health benefits. It is nutritionally rich in protein, calcium, riboflavin, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12. It is to be said in some cultures that if [[you]] eat yoghurt day and night you will live a long time. You will also look like a [[Doom|Revenant]]/[[Doom|Arch-vile]] if you eat too much. Never try to lose weight a lot, because you might over do it.
  
 
=People who like yoghurt=
 
=People who like yoghurt=
 
[[Image:Yoplaitlightstrawberryyogurt.jpg|thumb|left|Yoplait youghurt for [[fat]] people.]]
 
[[Image:Yoplaitlightstrawberryyogurt.jpg|thumb|left|Yoplait youghurt for [[fat]] people.]]
 
*[[Anakaris]] (though he claims [[pudding]] is better)
 
*[[Anakaris]] (though he claims [[pudding]] is better)
[[Image:Yoplaityogurt.jpg|thumb|200px|Yoplait brand yoghurt.]]
 
 
=People who dislike yoghurt=
 
=People who dislike yoghurt=
 
*[[Richard Simmons]]
 
*[[Richard Simmons]]
[[Category:Food]]
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Image:revenant.jpg|'''Revenant'''--^ Make sure you keep some of your [[fat]] when eating Yoplait-
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Image:Archvile.gif|'''Archvile'''--^ -or else you will look like these two.
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Image:Mancubus.gif|'''Mancubus'''--^ However, don't keep too much.
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Image:Supermachoman.gif|You want to look like this, minus the giggling boobs part.
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[[Image:Yoplaityogurt.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yoplait brand yoghurt.]][[Category:Food]]

Revision as of 12:58, 29 November 2009

What yoghurt looks like made naturally.

Yoghurt or yogurt is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of lactose produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yoghurt its texture and its characteristic tang. Soy yoghurt, a non-dairy yoghurt alternative, is made from soy milk. People have been making—and eating—yogurt for at least 4,500 years. Today it is a common food item throughout the world. It is a nutritious food with unique health benefits. It is nutritionally rich in protein, calcium, riboflavin, vitamin B6 and vitamin B12. It is to be said in some cultures that if you eat yoghurt day and night you will live a long time. You will also look like a Revenant/Arch-vile if you eat too much. Never try to lose weight a lot, because you might over do it.

People who like yoghurt

Yoplait youghurt for fat people.

People who dislike yoghurt

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Yoplait brand yoghurt.