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Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]], conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
 
Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]], conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
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==The Game==
 
==The Game==
 
Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a antro furry, then you'll have to [[sex|work]] for him. Whether this is bad or good is up to your personal opinion.
 
Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a antro furry, then you'll have to [[sex|work]] for him. Whether this is bad or good is up to your personal opinion.
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He deflated when he lost several times to [[Link]]. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
 
He deflated when he lost several times to [[Link]]. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
  
It's rumored that he was seen [[Cannibalism|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
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It's rumored that he was seen [[No|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
 
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*Insert lame "pigs can fly!" joke here*

Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people lose, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.

The Game

Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a antro furry, then you'll have to work for him. Whether this is bad or good is up to your personal opinion.

Demise

He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.

It's rumored that he was seen eating bacon and ham at a Denny's.

Quotes

  • Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee.
  • Now you work for me!
  • Take him away!

Trivia