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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA Vince's music with (DJ) Steve Porter for the Slap Chop.] | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA Vince's music with (DJ) Steve Porter for the Slap Chop.] | ||
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Revision as of 18:15, 2 September 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Vince Offer is an actor, director, and comedian turned television salesman dressed (almost) like a Scout. Is well known for his advertisements for ShamWow! and the Slap Chop. Was also apparently born in Isreal.
About
Contary to popular belief, Vince wasn't always an advertising kind of guy. The first thing that he did in 1999 (Yeh, that's right, 1999.) was make a movie called "The Underground Comedy Movie." He wrote, directed, and acted in it with Slash, the (former) guitarist for Guns N' Roses and Velvet Revolver. Unfortunetly, his movie wasn't received well, and he hid from the public eye for about seven years.
He is now a pitchman, and he has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow! (which is made in Germany, which always makes good stuff.). He also has a fascination with his nuts.
He is no longer a threat to Billy Mays as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute.
The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with (DJ) Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.
On June 28th, 2009, Billy Mays passed away at the age of fifty. It is spectulated that Vince himself will have to take his place as front-runner pitchman, as the British Cillit Bang guy is nowhere to be found.
In his youth, he was also employed as a Scout by various military groups before retiring and getting into acting and advertising.
Quotes
- "You're gonna love my nuts."
- "You'll be saying "wow" every time."
- "You followin' me cameraguy?"
- "Wow... Wet."
- "You know the Germans make good stuff."
- "This lasts ten years, this lasts a week!"
- "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"
- "Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."
- "Stop having a boring tuna; stop having a boring life."
- "Forget about it."
- "You're gonna love this."
Official Websites For His Stuff. (Also, Sources!)
The Official Place To Get Your ShamWow!
The Official Place To Get Your Slap Chop!
