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[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]] | [[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]] | ||
| − | Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the Zelda games. | + | Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book). Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make his face the greatest in all of KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. |
==Skills/Personality== | ==Skills/Personality== | ||
Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. | Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. | ||
==Legal Issues== | ==Legal Issues== | ||
| − | Apparently, Ganon and Zelda had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] | + | Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy. |
Revision as of 23:13, 19 August 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the Zelda games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the CD-i games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and Gamelon with his evil minions but failed due to Link (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book). Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make his face the greatest in all of KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head.
Skills/Personality
Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a retarded face.
Legal Issues
Apparently, Ganon and Zelda had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in Ganon Jr. Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.
