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Difference between revisions of "America"
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[[Image:American.jpg|thumb|right|A proud American.]] | [[Image:American.jpg|thumb|right|A proud American.]] | ||
| − | America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. | + | America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. |
The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]] | The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]] | ||
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*[[Hop]] | *[[Hop]] | ||
*Captain America | *Captain America | ||
| + | *Patriots | ||
*[[Captain Guile|Guile]] | *[[Captain Guile|Guile]] | ||
*[[Terry Bogard]] | *[[Terry Bogard]] | ||
Revision as of 23:06, 26 July 2009
America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). Dr. Rabbit takes his kids/sex slaves to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket.
The empress of America is Wendy O.
America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.
Liked By
- Bandit Keith
- Americans
- Soldier
- Hop
- Captain America
- Patriots
- Guile
- Terry Bogard
- Doc Louis
- Disco Kid
- Rocky Balboa
- Apollo Creed (About as much as Bandit Keith does, in fact.)
- Michael Bay (Unfortunetly)
- John McCain
- George Washington
- Actually, all of our founding fathers.
Disliked By
- Europeans
- Loyalists
- The British Redcoats
- Obama
- The Chinese
- A Few Koreans
- Rod Blagojevich
- Benedict Arnold
