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| − | |sources=Anything I can get my hands on
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| − | |methods=Erosion, fast-paced repetition
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| − | |tech=Vegas 5
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| − | |realname=Joe
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |nationality=USA
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| − | ==In Brief==
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| − | AbsoluteBillion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 50 videos and (thanks to a certain [[Pimpsahoy]]) has an abundance of subscribers.
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| − | He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. [[No|You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?]]
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| − | ==History==
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| − | ===Darkscrub, and its Untimely Demise===
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| − | Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub."
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| − | He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of [[Bobomb99]]'s poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
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| − | In November, he decided to make some of these Youtube Poops, so he fired up [[Windows Movie Maker]] for the first time, and made three horrid poops. They were hardly considered poops. They only relied on sentence-mixing and had no MS Paint edits, but it's not like Movie Maker can do much on its own. Sometime in December, whilst making his fourth poop, after WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. During the time of his [[Poopers Block|personal poop abyss]], his opinions on Youtube Poop started to change drastically. He started caring less and less of [[Flash Poop]]s, and started finding more traditional, and more obscure poopers. He stumbled onto the forums in November, a little while after starting pooping, but for a few months only lurked.
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| − | Finally, he felt the urge to get back on his feet and start over, so he downloaded a trial of Vegas, made a poop, abandoned the name Darkscrub (Because really, it made him sound like a [[Legend of Zelda]] fanboy) in favor of AbsoluteBillion, and then went to the forums to show. It was well-received by many on the forums, including a few veterans of poop.
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| − | He has since closed that account and removed all its videos in April of 2008. Supposedly, no trace of them exists anywhere on his PC or on the internet anymore.
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| − | ===Reformation, Breakdown, and Rejuvenation===
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| − | Moving to September 2008, our hero continued making these shit videos for months, until he discovered that many of the Poopisms he was using in most of his works were suddenly being hated.
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| − | However, he finally decided that maybe it was time for change. After basically exhausting everything into ear rape in the previous few videos, something new was in order, and that messiah came in the form of a Blue's Clues poop. Though he had already used Blue's Clues once months ago at that time, he decided to have another go with it. The divine abomination became known as ''The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host''. The final result was contrasting to his usual style. It had minimal audio and video effects added to it, no ear rape, and focused a bit more on sentence mixing and a few jokes thrown in, combined with the more modern methods of stutter-looping.
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| − | The result would prove far greater then he originally foretold. At first, it became well-recognized across Youchewpoop, similar to how his first poop was. Word soon spread around about it, and it gained an ample amount of popularity. To the creator's dismay, within a few days, it appeared at the Number 1 spot on the September edition of Pimpsahoy's Top 10 Monthly Moments. Within a month, his subscriber count doubled.
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| − | ===His current whereabouts===
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| − | He was supposedly last seen getting into a taxi in New York, and has yet to be seen since. Rumor is he was also seen in a small town somewhere in Russia a year later.
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| − | ===First poop seen===
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| − | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dx5jWtB2a8 THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH]
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| − | ===First poop made===
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| − | (made on this account at least) ''William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box {{vid|uTeGPbMWa8w}}''
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| − | ===Poop Listing===
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| − | ''Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, [[Traps|trap videos]], video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.''
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| − | ====2008====
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTeGPbMWa8w William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box]'''
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| − | |1-23-08
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| − | |2:53
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSGUlBQJx68 Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox]'''
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| − | |3-27-08
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| − | |0:54
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPrNgweXpY It's a Letter From Our Friends!]'''
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| − | |4-14-08
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| − | |2:17
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjp3AzLH-Q The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking]'''
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| − | |4-21-08
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| − | |1:07
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dt7N-cIkI John Freeman's Inferno]'''
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| − | |5-18-08
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| − | |1:01
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMXpoirr1I Mansion Luigi]'''
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| − | |6-01-08
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| − | |4:04
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZsVVDsFO4 Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped]'''
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| − | |6-27-08
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| − | |1:46
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S3T202V5zk Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts]'''
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| − | |7-03-08
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| − | |2:19
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvEfdg4bmk LET'S SCAT]'''
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| − | |7-07-08
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| − | |1:13
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7PRQrEDaY Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill]'''
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| − | |7-14-08
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| − | |1:16
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PT9WukRTw There is no Beef]'''
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| − | |7-25-08
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| − | |1:38
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8dYmVlDLo MEET THE CAMPER]'''
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| − | |8-04-08
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| − | |1:02
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwpsBOn9IFU Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown]'''
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| − | |8-06-08
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| − | |2:41
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9xJ1FHM9L4 4-Star Hotel Mario]'''
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| − | |8-12-08
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| − | |1:21
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjHWlrnUbN4 Super Squid 64]'''
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| − | |8-18-08
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| − | |0:43
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc7g1XTUgsI Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up]'''
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| − | |8-20-08
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| − | |1:41
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB98M9ty1BU The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking]'''
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| − | |9-03-08
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| − | |1:08
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDOrTxkTN0 Grills Gone Wild]'''
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| − | |9-11-08
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| − | |2:20
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpRb4McIxys The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host]'''
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| − | |9-25-08
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| − | |3:27
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4wX2yJF7U Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
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| − | |10-09-08
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvQQvk7eANw Luigi goes missing searching for his brother]'''
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| − | |10-23-08
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHlrbogQ2YI The Black Licorice Trifecta]'''
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| − | |10-31-08
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAAVOuRVFU Clyde's Will and Testimony]'''
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| − | |11-12-08
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| − | |2:40
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrQOOeDPZk George contracts a waterborne disease]'''
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| − | |11-19-08
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| − | |1:44
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9sd8JT-Us Grylls Gone Wild]'''
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| − | |12-01-08
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eI8qTiJ3Jo Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding]'''
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| − | |12-15-08
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| − | |2:32
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT7E5yPNtkE Scatovanni: The Musical]'''
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| − | |12-31-08
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| − | |1:20
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| − | ====2009====
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIR6L952NUw One Year Later...]'''
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| − | |1-23-09
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| − | |5:23
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrpOqHr2CUs Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia]'''
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| − | |1-29-09
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| − | |4:32
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyvOeHQ6rY Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement]'''
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| − | |2-21-09
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| − | |2:06
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1U6oGSyGE Coward the Couragely Dog Show]'''
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| − | |3-07-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei_YseLHrg Albano +]'''
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| − | |3-15-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yq--3fmX4 Dong County]'''
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| − | |4-01-09
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| − | |0:55
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXOX2MEgbi8 Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
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| − | |4-13-09
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| − | |1:17
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6rSACNJ2lc Of Mutts and Men]'''
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| − | |4-14-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG-l0l2LnOk Grilltacular!]'''
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| − | |5-11-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9BMsL3Biyo BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party]'''
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| − | |5-16-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5jxf0No3D8 - Albano]'''
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| − | |5-18-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uUUkElP-Y Bison's Gauntlet]'''
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15zNGqWIHE A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ct1vtGW70c Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
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| − | |6-26-09
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| − | |'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdsJnKB0jZI Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
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| − | |7-02-09
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| − | ==Style==
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| − | A mix of moderate-paced action, combined with faced-paced action. Rarely is more then one video layer used.
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| − | ===Preferred Sources===
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| − | Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
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| − | *[[Team Fortress 2]]
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| − | *[[Hulk Hogan]]
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| − | *[[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
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| − | *[[Blue's Clues]]
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| − | *Cheesy TV commercials
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| − | *Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.
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| − | ===Preferred Methods===
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| − | *[[Stutter Loop]]
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| − | *[[Erosion]]
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| − | ===Prefered Tech===
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| − | *Sony Vegas 5.0
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| − | ===Dislikes===
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| − | <!--Note - Anything said here is in the writer's own personal opinion, so don't edit the choices if you don't like them, you whiner-->
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| − | *[[MS Paint Job]]s, they just look stupid and unprofessional (it's Youtube Poop, but you know what I mean)
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| − | *[[Windows Movie Maker]], after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to dislike the program, despite a lot of people being really good with it.
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| − | *[[Rape Rave]]s, they generally go on for too long, and the humor factor decreases quickly.
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| − | *The direction of [[YTPMV]]'s, how the idea of them seems to be remixing videogame music to a source rather then try and make original music from a source or use original music with a source.
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| − | *Most fad videos; I did a few fad responses months ago, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
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| − | ==Reception==
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| − | ===Criticism===
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| − | *Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
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| − | *Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
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| − | ===Achievements===
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| − | *The first to poop the [[Gman Squad]]
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| − | *Received at least 1300 views on his perfect poop before he got disqualified for forgetting a definition. Har har har.
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| − | ==Associates==
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| − | ===In Real Life===
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| − | *His brother, [[toadsalsa]], who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made 1 poop, but he counts, [[no|right?]]
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| − | ===Online===
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| − | ====Poop Tennis====
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| − | *'''Match 1''' vs. [[PeskeyPlumber]] and [[Hoss1993]] AKA [[HossTehMaster]] (failed)
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| − | *'''Tennis Cup - Bracket 1''' vs. [[Trogdor7190]] (won)
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| − | *'''Tennis Cup - Bracket 2''' vs. [[The Robotic Robot]] (lost)
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| − | ====Collabs====
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| − | *[[MrGenericMan]] - '''Oregon Trail'''
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| − | *[[Erarg]] - '''Bad Poops Made Good'''
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| − | *[[ShadowWario]] - '''[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2897 Chain Poop 2]''' (round 22)
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| − | *[[Molhal]] - '''Source Roulette Collab'''
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| − | *[[insanimania]] - '''[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=62675 Meet the Spy Collab]'''
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| − | ===Influences===
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| − | *[[Deepercutt]]
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| − | *[[Steg|Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[Bobomb99]]
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| − | *[[Calculate900]]
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| − | ===Fans===
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[Ninja Coach Z]]
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| − | *[[AmiralMachin]]
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| − | *NoTAMATZ
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| − | ==Other Information==
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| − | [[Image:Metaridley.png|thumb|right|Oftentimes his avatar is Ridley from the Metroid series. God knows why.]]
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| − | *He's sort of like a moderator of the Chewiki place here.
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| − | *Often creates the titles of his videos in a fashion that they don't have anything to do with the video, but rather wordplay, inside jokes, and references from previous videos.
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| − | *His brother gives him ideas for certain segments in his videos.
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| − | *He <s>frequents</s> used to frequent the [[Youtube Poop IRC]] before it was abandoned in favor of MSN and <s>a newer IRC</s> another IRC which quickly died out.
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| − | *Is often seen dicking around on the forum.
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| − | *Now goes by the username Billion on the forum.
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| − | *Generally goes by the nickname of A.Bill. Less common ones include AB, Bill, and Abs.
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| − | *Supposedly spread the term "chewfag" across the forums, though the term itself was picked up from someone on Youtube. Chewfag, an obvious spin-off of newfag, was meant to insult those at Youchewpoop, but so far has failed to do so.
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| − | *Often suffers short, day-to-week bouts of [[Poopers Block]] where he goes completely braindead, but quickly recovers.
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| − | ===Links===
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| − | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsoluteBillion Youtube Account]
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| − | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/InfiniteBillion Alt Account]
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| − | ===Other Links===
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| − | *[http://s271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/AbsoluteBillion/ Photobucket]
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| − | *[http://absolutebillion.deviantart.com deviantART account]
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