Elite Beat Agents

This article is about a Media Source, which is remixed to create a YouTube Poop.

This article is filed under Characters.

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Description

Elite Beat Agents is a weird game made by some Japanese company about three secret agents who help people by dancing. Yeah. No cool men in black that have to save the world from aliens or anything, just some dancing men in black. One of them has an afro. And not to mention that they live in a very dangerous world, where theme parks are attacked by golems at random, zombie outbursts can happen at any time, and people's white blood cells are hot pink-haired nurses. Seriously, I'm not making any of this up, mon. Oh, and they have a female division too. And it consists of three lesbian girls who are Charlies' Angels rip-offs with very, very short shorts. And one of them wears glasses. And the Elite Beat Agents' leader is Commander Kahn, a 60-year-old man who simply watches what people do all day, then when he sees them in trouble, he gets out of his chair, points up and yells, "AGENTS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", even though there's nobody in the room except for him. He is also the only person in the world who likes Sarcastic Nuts and Nuts. And even though not a single person dislikes the game (except for Scott, but he's hardly a person), it only sold 120,000 copies, dooming all possibility of a sequel. Boo.

Oh, and you know the game rocks when it somehow makes Steriogram, Good Charlotte and freaking Ashlee Simpson awesome. Seriously, it does.

Media Infomation

Video Game

Made by

INiS/Nintendo

Country of Origin

Japan

Dates

2006

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

• J
• Morris (yes, there's a secret agent named Morris)
• Derek
• Chieftain
• Spin
• Commander Kahn
• Starr
• Foxx (lol)
• Missy (don't worry, not "Are we there yet?" Missy)
• Mr. Virus
• That actor guy from Makes no Difference
• Carringtons
• Hulk Bryman
• Don
• Sam
• Max
• Laughing blue zombie army
• Pedophile Horse
• Thomas
• Chris

Fans

• Sonic
• Ken
• Mr. Virus
• Neji
• Ninja Coach Z
• Jimmy
• Wario
• Gwonam (plays it when he gets bored)
• Robotnik
• King Dedede

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First Used in a Poop by

• Ninja Coach Z

Often Used by

• Ninja Coach Z

Further information

Considered hard to poop since it's a rhythm game, but some parts are just really awkward and begging to be pooped.

Trivia

• Considered the best DS game of all time.
• It's amazing the game didn't get a T.
• The Elite Beat Agents are in Brawl, but only as a trophy and a sticker. Boo.
• Reggie Fils-Aime's favourite game.
• Minor controversy arose when a 4-year-old kid failed the first section of a certain song and saw a naked girl as a result (no seriously, try failing that song), leading to a lawsuit. Nintendo simply said that it's the kid's fault for sucking so badly at the game.
• The Elite Beat Agents sing Material Girl in the shower.
• Two of the songs are done by the guy who sang the Pokemon theme. Really.
• If Totally Spies is the queen of catering to fetishes, Elite Beat Agents might be the... jester. Aha! Didn't see that coming, did ya!?
• According to this game, our white blood cells are hot pink-haired nurses. Or, well, just one guy's, for sure.

Main Source for Poopers

Youtube Youtube again

Other External Links

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