Scout

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Name: Scout
From: Team Fortress 2
Sex: Male
Occupation: Scout

The Scout originates from TF2 (Team Fortress 2) but is most likely to have been born in New York City, New York.

Appearances

The Scout is known to sing a number of tunes with the simple word "BONK", yet many don't know what it means, although, there are some suggestions:

• An acronym that stands for something.
• A secret code word only the known by the cast of TF2.
• A word that he says due to autism or tourettes.

Relationships

He has been known to be an arch-rival of Heavy Weapons Guy for murder and theft of a sandwich. No one has caught him to this very day, and he is wanted for Armed Murder and Grand Theft Sandwich. There aren't many female scouts, so he is currently single.

He is also the bastard child of The Spy and your mother.

Catchphrases

• EAT IT FATTY
• BONK
• BOINK
• BOMP
• YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TOUGH GUY?
• WHOOOOO!
• YO, WASSUP?
• LISTEN BUDDY, GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BRUDDA, I HURT PEOPLE.
• I'M A FORCE OF NATURE.
• AW, MAN, LOOK AT THAT, BEAUTIFUL.
• I DUNNO WHERE TO START WITH YOU.
• DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
• BASICALLY, KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
• IF YOU WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***IN' DEAD.
• LOOK AT THIS. JUST CAVED IN YOUR SKULL, MY BAT'S STILL DRY. NO CLUMPS OF HAIR, NOTHING!
• I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES! I EAT 'EM UP!

Likes

• Sandwiches
• Bonking
• Bonking till his wrist hurts

Dislikes

• Heavy Weapons Guy
• Bob Saget

Trivia

• Hates Heavy Weapons Guy.
• Is known for stealing sandwiches.
• Likes to sing.
• Once said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!"
• Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset.
• Always keeps his bat with him.
• Wears wraps on his hands.

Additional Links

• Team Fortress 2
• Heavy Weapons Guy