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==Sightings of Pickle Surprise==
 
==Sightings of Pickle Surprise==

Revision as of 22:59, 9 February 2009

What is it?

Pickle Surprise is a Satanic Ritual that's so evil, even Satan himself doesn't like it. It involves some transvestites with some bad hygeine who meet Osama Bin Laden, who teaches them how to make some sandwhich thing. Pickle Surprise is probably the only thing weirder than Youtube Poop, but we can put and end to such blasphemy! AND YOU GOTTA HELP US! Use Pickle Surprise in your poop today!

How to partake in the ritual

  • Start out with an english muffin
  • Spread sandwhich spread
  • Drop the Ham thusly please
  • Go into a trance of ham
  • ????
  • Profit!

By the way, that's the surprise!!!

Sightings of Pickle Surprise

Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of opium required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals:

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If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan.