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One peaceful day in Dinosaur World, Luigi presented a chisled stone to Mario. Luigi claims it's a football that he chisled himself. Mario remarks "It's a stone, Luigi. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!"
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One peaceful day in Dinosaur World, Luigi presented a chisled stone to [[Mario]]. [[Stone Luigi]] claims it's a football that he chisled himself. Mario remarks "It's a stone, Luigi. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!"
  
 
[[Image:Itsastoneluigi.jpg]]
 
[[Image:Itsastoneluigi.jpg]]
  
Mario was told to have eaten those words as Luigi allegedly beamed the stone/football at his dear brother's abdominal area. Mario survived with 8 stitches in the pectoral. The stone/football was "...official size, [but] not official weight".
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Mario was told to have eaten those words as Luigi allegedly beamed the stone/football at his dear brother's abdominal area. Mario survived with 8 stitches in the pectoraland 5 broken ribs. The stone/football was "...official size, [but] not official weight".
  
 
Yoshi remained silent until he was given the chance to be on Mario's football team.
 
Yoshi remained silent until he was given the chance to be on Mario's football team.

Revision as of 19:01, 16 November 2008

One peaceful day in Dinosaur World, Luigi presented a chisled stone to Mario. Stone Luigi claims it's a football that he chisled himself. Mario remarks "It's a stone, Luigi. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!"

Itsastoneluigi.jpg

Mario was told to have eaten those words as Luigi allegedly beamed the stone/football at his dear brother's abdominal area. Mario survived with 8 stitches in the pectoraland 5 broken ribs. The stone/football was "...official size, [but] not official weight".

Yoshi remained silent until he was given the chance to be on Mario's football team.

The scrap was not at all a loss, for Mario discovered that football would "...teach the [cavemen] organization and teamwork". We don't know why mario is so obsessed about organization and teamwork, but the last time the cavemen didn't meet these requirements, Mario threw a fit and was fined for 599 US dollars which, strangely enough, is what Chad Warden spent for a very special Playstation 3.

Custody of the stone/football is still underway.