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*Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET. | *Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET. | ||
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE | *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE | ||
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[[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|right|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]] | [[Image:Heavyweaponsguy 003 0001.jpg|thumb|right|WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!]] | ||
Revision as of 15:14, 22 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Heavy Weapons Guy is a fat, bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.
Cultural Heritage: Russian
Quotes
- Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
- Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
- It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
Trivia
- It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
- It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
- Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass.
- Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive.
- His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his PENISH!
- Leon, one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
- Is sometimes called the Heavy.
See Also
First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.
Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.
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Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a circus.
