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Revision as of 10:21, 14 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai.
General Information
Link is a civilian of Hyrule. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the King himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullcrap, is the only person who can defeat Ganon. He also likes to eat octoroks, bomb dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.
Cultural Heritage: Denmark
Sexual Orientation
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with Gwonam at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with Zelda, Impa, and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.
Diet
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an Octorok.
Skills
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning George The Volcano and Hyrule. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry.
Gay Link
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddie, Gwonam.
Memorable Quotes
- I won!
- Geee! It sure is boring around here!
- Great! (several times)
- What are all those Heads?
- How about a kiss for luck?
- I guess i better get going!
- GET OVER HERE!
- Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok
- What the f*** is all that s***?!
- MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!
- I'll get my stuff!
- Excuse me, Princess!
