Cheatsy

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Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.

Personality

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Cheatsy's appearance.

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

• Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall

• Telling Gophers to stand there

• Gay

• Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him

• He is massaging his own balls.

• His erection lasts more than 4 hours

Trivia

• The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)

• Cheatsy has a cum fetish.

• Wants to destroy some grandma.

• He is terribly afraid of Lum Invader

• His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.

• He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.

• He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.

• He does not like Jews.

• Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).

• He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.

• He likes anal.

• He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.

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Porn Magazines

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

Memorable Quotes

• IYAAAAAAAARGH!
• AT LAST! My time has CUM!
• That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
• I am the emperor of evesdroping!
• Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
• You think those Dodos would've learned from me!