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===The Early Years of The Early Years=== | ===The Early Years of The Early Years=== | ||
Born as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. | Born as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. | ||
| − | Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was | + | Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was a shy individual, who had dreams of going to earth, where he could be equal with most of it's denizens. He was granted permission to go to earth. Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint). |
| − | Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint). | ||
[[Image:Onion.png|thumb|Left|Jerry, age 6]] | [[Image:Onion.png|thumb|Left|Jerry, age 6]] | ||
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== The net == | == The net == | ||
'''''Warning, from here on out, it gets factual!''''' | '''''Warning, from here on out, it gets factual!''''' | ||
| + | ===one=== | ||
| + | June 01, 2006: | ||
| + | Having stalked around Youtube for a while, Ophios decided to finally decided to sign up for it. | ||
| + | Videos were eventually uploaded. | ||
| + | June 05, 2006, 10:40 AM | ||
| + | August 29, 2006, 04:25 PM | ||
| + | August 30, 2006, 09:30 AM | ||
| + | September 07, 2006, 12:41 PM | ||
| + | September 20, 2006, 09:34 AM | ||
| + | October 04, 2006, 01:17 PM | ||
| + | November 09, 2006, 10:19 AM | ||
| + | Then the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes came out... | ||
| + | ===The return=== | ||
| + | Out of ideas at the time, Ophios decided to make a video based on one of the songs of the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes. | ||
| + | Two things happened. | ||
| + | *He made his most popular videos of all time | ||
| + | *He found youtube poop | ||
| + | While looking for scenes of the CD-i games, Ophios came across a particular video called Philips ' Phrightphest, made by 1upclock. | ||
| + | |||
To be continued... | To be continued... | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poopers]] | [[Category:YouTube Poopers]] | ||
Revision as of 22:34, 13 August 2007
The Early Years
The Early Years of The Early Years
Born as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was a shy individual, who had dreams of going to earth, where he could be equal with most of it's denizens. He was granted permission to go to earth. Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint).
The Middle Years of The Early Years
Upon landing on earth, Jerry took on the name "Florian Schneider-Esleben". And took residence in the town of [Fresno CA], where he spent most of his time hiding in the basement of his house. The Eighties came, and Jerry Found himself the headman of a pop band, "The Tasslemen". the fame went to his head, and after 12 hit records, Jerry legally changed his name to Ophios, where upon he tried to assassinate Ronald Reagen, He was scolded.
The Late Years of The Early Years
Ophios retired to his basement.
The net
Warning, from here on out, it gets factual!
one
June 01, 2006: Having stalked around Youtube for a while, Ophios decided to finally decided to sign up for it. Videos were eventually uploaded. June 05, 2006, 10:40 AM August 29, 2006, 04:25 PM August 30, 2006, 09:30 AM September 07, 2006, 12:41 PM September 20, 2006, 09:34 AM October 04, 2006, 01:17 PM November 09, 2006, 10:19 AM Then the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes came out...
The return
Out of ideas at the time, Ophios decided to make a video based on one of the songs of the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes. Two things happened.
- He made his most popular videos of all time
- He found youtube poop
While looking for scenes of the CD-i games, Ophios came across a particular video called Philips ' Phrightphest, made by 1upclock.
To be continued...
