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[[Image:Shitstart.png|thumb|400px|right|No matter what you do, [[Pingas|.png]] images will feel like shit [[Chewiki|here]].]]
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[[Image:****start.png|thumb|400px|right|No matter what you do, [[Pingas|.png]] images will feel like **** [[Chewiki|here]].]]
== What Is Shit? ==
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== What Is ****? ==
[[File:WhatisthisShit.png|thumb|left|What is this shit?]]
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[[File:Whatisthis****.png|thumb|left|What is this ****?]]
Shit (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restaurants bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns [[KFC]], A&W, and Long John Silvers.
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**** (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George **** in 1934. **** realized people called their feces ****, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. **** never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then ****! Restaurants bought it in 1980. ****! also owns [[KFC]], A&W, and Long John Silvers.
  
 
== Lawsuit ==
 
== Lawsuit ==
Youtubeshit.com, [[YouTube Poop|Youtubepoop]]'s grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% shit that their burritos came with. LiveVideo Shit, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!
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Youtube****.com, [[YouTube Poop|Youtubepoop]]'s grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% **** that their burritos came with. LiveVideo ****, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!
  
 
==How Can It Be Used?==
 
==How Can It Be Used?==
[[Image:Shitkenanandkel.JPG|thumb|350px|Kel shows Kenan how to say shit at school.]]
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[[Image:****kenanandkel.JPG|thumb|350px|Kel shows Kenan how to say **** at school.]]
[[File:Notthisshit.jpg|thumb|right|[[No]]t this '''shit''' again.]]
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[[File:Notthis****.jpg|thumb|right|[[No]]t this '''****''' again.]]
Shit, as a word, can have several meanings.
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****, as a word, can have several meanings.
  
*Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta '''shit'''."
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*Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta '''****'''."
*Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big '''shit'''!" In addition, shit can also be a synonym for "[[Stuff]]". Sample: "Move your '''shit''' out of the way, before I [[fucking]] break that '''shit'''."
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*Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big '''****'''!" In addition, **** can also be a synonym for "[[Stuff]]". Sample: "Move your '''****''' out of the way, before I [[****ing]] break that '''****'''."
*Adjective: "Shit" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "[[Twilight]] is '''shit'''." Inversely, "the shit", means "[[great]]". Sample: "[[Coca-Cola]] is '''the shit'''!"
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*Adjective: "****" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "[[Twilight]] is '''****'''." Inversely, "the ****", means "[[great]]". Sample: "[[Coca-Cola]] is '''the ****'''!"
*Interjection: "Shit" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh '''shit'''! What the [[fuck]] are we going to do now!?"
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*Interjection: "****" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh '''****'''! What the [[****]] are we going to do now!?"
[[Image:Shimajiro.JPG|thumb|left|If [[you]] can take a '''shit''', a [[Australia|kangaroo]] will give you a pair of [[underwear]].]]
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[[Image:Shimajiro.JPG|thumb|left|If [[you]] can take a '''****''', a [[Australia|kangaroo]] will give you a pair of [[underwear]].]]
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with shit. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The [[Irate Gamer]] as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life.
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*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with ****. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The [[Irate Gamer]] as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life.
*[[Shimajiro]] likes to take a shit, and show people how to take shits.
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*[[Shimajiro]] likes to take a ****, and show people how to take ****s.
*Some people like to get covered in shit and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society.
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*Some people like to get covered in **** and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society.
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==
*[[Let's Shit]]
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*[[Let's ****]]
  
  
By the way, everyone's gotten [[AIDS]] ''and'' shit.
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By the way, everyone's gotten [[AIDS]] ''and'' ****.
 
[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Revision as of 17:54, 26 April 2013

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No matter what you do, .png images will feel like **** here.

What Is ****?

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What is this ****?
        • (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George **** in 1934. **** realized people called their feces ****, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. **** never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then ****! Restaurants bought it in 1980. ****! also owns KFC, A&W, and Long John Silvers.

Lawsuit

Youtube****.com, Youtubepoop's grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% **** that their burritos came with. LiveVideo ****, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!

How Can It Be Used?

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Kel shows Kenan how to say **** at school.
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Not this **** again.
        • , as a word, can have several meanings.
  • Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta ****."
  • Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big ****!" In addition, **** can also be a synonym for "Stuff". Sample: "Move your **** out of the way, before I ****ing break that ****."
  • Adjective: "****" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "Twilight is ****." Inversely, "the ****", means "great". Sample: "Coca-Cola is the ****!"
  • Interjection: "****" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh ****! What the **** are we going to do now!?"
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If you can take a ****, a kangaroo will give you a pair of underwear.

Trivia

  • The Angry Video Game Nerd is obsessed with ****. The Nostalgia Critic is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The Irate Gamer as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life.
  • Shimajiro likes to take a ****, and show people how to take ****s.
  • Some people like to get covered in **** and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society.

See Also


By the way, everyone's gotten AIDS and ****.