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This article is filed under Characters.Description
Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aime has the most ready body in the video game industry. Prepared to play Wii Fit at all times, Reggie's body has been trained to perfection from his year of living in the Bronx. His body is always Reggie for the extremes of the Wii Fit. Don't judge the Regginator on his exterior though, because deep down inside, he's about more than just kickin' ass, takin' names, and makin' games. He's got a wife and kids that he protects and keeps safe on the Eastside of Seattle while he directs the Reggielution on the homefront. With the threat of another E3 dawning on Reggie each year, Reggie's ready to kick Phil Harrison's ass, eat a Kinect whole, cure AIDS with the Wii U, prove PSN is the cause of global warming, find a secret entrance into the 3DS, and have a Guinness and mushroom pizza with Shigeru Miyamoto.
Likes
- His body
- Every Nintendo system ever made
- Wii Fit
- Nintendo
- ESA
- Satoru Iwata
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Kickin' Ass
- Takin' Names
- Makin' Games
Dislikes
- Sony
- Microsoft
- Xbox 360
- Playstation 3
- PSP
- Phil Harrison
- Matt Casamassina
Quotes
- My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names, and we're about makin' games.
- Don't make me do it. I'll take your name.
- Mr. Iwata, perhaps this year I can just take the names and you can kick the....you know...
- My name is Reggie, and I, am happy
- My body is ready!
- Mario sees himself in Nintendo DS, and he feels like flying.
- That's Sony's issue, not my problem.
- Wii Fit is IT
- Matt said Zelda won't be epic without voices.I remember the last time Matt made a critically acclaimed game. It was called the Mailbag.
- I heard some of you laughing. Don't try and deny it. I heard you.
- Yes, my body was ready...
Trivia
- HIS BODY IS READY
- HIS BODY IS REGGIE
- Also known as the "Regginator"
- He leads a resistance movement called the "Reggielution"
- He knows the Wii Fit is IT and isn't afraid to talk shit
- Was born in the Bronx.
- He's worked at Pizza Hut, Guinness, Raleigh (Nottingham), and Panda Management Co., so Reggie can make a damn fine Chinese Beer Pizza while riding a bicycle, and don't you forget it.
- He'll take your name, steal your identity, break into your house, and turn your Xbox 360 into a Wii U
- He kicked Phil Harrison's ass before that guy at Nintendo's Keynote told him to
- Buys video games like he buys his cars
- Hidden camera footage of Dopply's apartment shows Reggie appearing behind Dopply in the form of a picture and changing is position rapidly, proving Reggie's supernatural abilities
- His favourite song is "Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt" by We Are Scientists.
