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Emo Luigi is one of Luigi's many forms. This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny. | Emo Luigi is one of Luigi's many forms. This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny. | ||
== Effect on Personal Life == | == Effect on Personal Life == | ||
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When Luigi becomes Emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toiler of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida. | When Luigi becomes Emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, [[Mario]] and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toiler of [[Robotnik]]. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida. | ||
Revision as of 08:51, 25 September 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Emo Luigi is one of Luigi's many forms. This is what happens when Luigi discovers the effect he has had on YouTube Poop, or once he realises he is no longer funny.
Effect on Personal Life
When Luigi becomes Emo, it has drastic effects on the Super Mario Bros. Plumbing business. One day, in 1997, Mario and Luigi were called to fix a problem with the great toiler of Robotnik. When they arrived, they discovered that Robotnik's toilet had been clogged up with something nasty. As Mario attempted to use a plunger to fix it, Luigi watched closely. Then it happened. The plunger broke in half, and the bottom segment went down the drain. Luigi attempted to save it, but he was too late. He ran out of Robotnik's Fortress, and was found a few hours later next to a dustbin in Florida.
Luigi spent the next few months thinking about the plunger, thinking that it's loss was all his fault. On Novermber 18th of that year, Luigi attempted to slit his wrist. Unfortunately for him, the lightbulb exploded, and Luigi spent a few hours crying in the darkness. Eventually, Mario came in to fix the light bulb, whilest Luigi wrote a poem about how much he missed the old lightbulb.
He now beleives that he is to blame for everything that has ever happened, including the crucifixtion of Jesus, and World War II.
Suicide Attempts
Luigi has attempted to commit suicide on 12 occasions:
- March 1996 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope.
- May 1996 - Hanging. Failed as he forgot to tie the rope to anything.
- August 1996 - Jumping off a building. Failed due to the fact he landed on his feet.
- December 1996 - Gas. Success, but he was later brought back to life by the magical Bumble Bee.
- March 1997 - Hanging. Failed due to lack of rope, again.
- November 1997 - Slitting Wrist. Failed due to power failure.
- December 1997 - Electricution. Failed due to power cut.
- Febuary 1997 - Jumping off a building. Failed as the building was actually a small garage.
- May 1997 - Slitting Wrist. Failed due to the fact condoms cant cut your wrist.
- May 1997 - Suffocation. Failed as the condom was too small.
- May 1997 - STD. Failed because he forgot to take the condom off.
- August 2002 - Drug Overdose. Success.
Notable things which turned Luigi emo
- Astronaut Tails
- Farms
- Mama Luigi
- YouTube Poop
- MrSimonAlt
- Princess Peach's Boobs
Quotes
"IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!"
