Vorhias

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

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Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.

In brief

A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.

History

Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!

First poop seen

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE

First poop made

eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop.

Billo Wants To Get Silly

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Not Vorhias.

Recurring Clips

• Bill O'Reilly
• The Tick
• Josh and Taylor
• Nuclear Explosion
• Freakazoid
• Kids In The Hall

Music Used In Poops

• "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - Billo Wants To Get Silly
• "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - Humble Pie
• "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - Billo Have Bad Grammar
• "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - Billo Have Bad Grammar
• "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
• "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - YOU'RE A CREEP!!!
• "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music
• "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - Marijuana-Laced Toast

Prefered Tech

• iMovie HD

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Likewise Not Vorhias.

Recurring Jokes

• Bill O'Reilly laughing at human suffering.
• Josh punches Taylor.
• Non-Descript Nuclear Explosion.
• Thrakkorzog scolds The Tick.
• Bill O'Reilly singing from the heart.

Reception

Criticism

• There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.

The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.

Achievements

• The first person to use Kids In The Hall in a YouTube Poop.

Influences

• StegBlob
• ApolloBoy
• DeeperCutt
• MrSimonAlt

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This Bears No Mention, Really.

Poop Listing (So Far)

• Billo Wants To Get Silly - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
• Humble Pie - The Tick can't pronounce Thrakkorzog's name right, and he thinks he's rude.
• Billo Have Bad Grammar - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
• Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music - Nuff Said.
• YOU'RE A CREEP!!! - For the last time, Freakazoid doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
• WE GOTTA... - Mario suffers from Alzheimers.
• Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music - Nuff Said.
• Marijuana-Laced Toast - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.

Musical Pseudonyms

Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:

• Sawtooth - General Techno
• DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
• False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
• Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
• Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
• 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance

Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.

Trivia

Favorite Poops

• 1. Frogsuit vs. Faucetface by DeeperCutt
• 2. Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease by StegBlob
• 3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time Part 1 & Part 2 by WalrusGuy
• 4. Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement by dvariano
• 5. This Is How The World Works by Wikiwow

Likes

• Cult TV Shows
• Atheism
• Anything BBQ'd
• Music In General
• Paul Giamatti
• Bill Hicks
• The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For

Dislikes

• Christianity
• AMVs
• Nu-Metal
• Conservatism
• Stupidity
• Most Animes
• Dane Cook
• Carlos Mencia
• YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds

Other Stuff

• Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.

• Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*

Links

• Youtube Poop Directory Listing
• Youtube Account

Other Links

• JnvComics - A Sprite Comic Site
• His Deviant Art Account
• The Only Site He's Put Music On So Far