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Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this. | Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this. | ||
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| + | Ganon loves to touch [[YOUR FACE]]. Which apparently, got him arrested. | ||
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Revision as of 15:03, 23 September 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the Zelda games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the CD-i games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and Gamelon with his evil minions but failed due to Link (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book). Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head.
Skills/Personality
Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3), and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a retarded face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE.
Legal Issues
The Ganon Jr. Case
Apparently, Ganon and Zelda had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in Ganon Jr. Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.
Noise Violations
Ganon is a die hard fan of Dethklok, a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. Gwonam who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.
Molestation
Ganon loves to touch YOUR FACE. Which apparently, got him arrested.
