Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.
Difference between revisions of "Richard Nixon"
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
m |
m (→Trivia) |
||
| Line 35: | Line 35: | ||
*His nickname was "Tricky [[PENIS|Dick]]" back when he was president. | *His nickname was "Tricky [[PENIS|Dick]]" back when he was president. | ||
**His nickname is the dirtiest non-[[Hentai|porn]] nickname in history. | **His nickname is the dirtiest non-[[Hentai|porn]] nickname in history. | ||
| − | *Like [[Joseph Stalin | + | *Like [[Joseph Stalin]] and [[John F. Kennedy]], he was also mentioned in Billy Joel's "[[Wii|We]] [[No|Didn't]] Start the [[Fire]]" (twice, in fact). |
*By the year 3000, his head will be revived and placed in a jar for posterity. | *By the year 3000, his head will be revived and placed in a jar for posterity. | ||
**In that time, he will be a president once again due to a loophole in the U.S. system. | **In that time, he will be a president once again due to a loophole in the U.S. system. | ||
Revision as of 03:45, 23 May 2012
This article is filed under Characters.
A picture of Tricky Dick.
Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.
History
We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.
Quotes
- "FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN."
- "IN THE OLD DAYS PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO HOLD POWER"
- "I'M SAYING, THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL"
- "CHINA"
- "RUSSIANS"
- "KAHN"
Likes
- Falling for hours.
- His supporters.
- Henry Kissinger
- Gerald Ford
Dislikes
- Neji
- Looking at another man's gizmo.
- The Kennedys
- The press
Trivia
- Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
- He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking retards they are.
- His nickname was "Tricky Dick" back when he was president.
- His nickname is the dirtiest non-porn nickname in history.
- Like Joseph Stalin and John F. Kennedy, he was also mentioned in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (twice, in fact).
- By the year 3000, his head will be revived and placed in a jar for posterity.
- In that time, he will be a president once again due to a loophole in the U.S. system.
