Richard Nixon

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A picture of Tricky Dick.

Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.

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An actor playing Richard Nixon.

History

We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.

Quotes

• "FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN."
• "IN THE OLD DAYS PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO HOLD POWER"
• "I'M SAYING, THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL"
• "CHINA"
• "RUSSIANS"
• "KAHN"

Likes

• Falling for hours.
• His supporters.
• Henry Kissinger
• Gerald Ford

Dislikes

• Neji
• Looking at another man's gizmo.
• The Kennedys
• The press

Trivia

• Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
• He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking retards they are.
• His nickname was "Tricky Dick" back when he was president.
  • His nickname is the dirtiest non-porn nickname in history.
• Like Stalin, he was also mentioned in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (twice, in fact).
• By the year 3000, his head will be revived and placed in a jar for posterity.
  • In that time, he will be a president once again due to a loophole in the U.S. system.