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| − | Captain Rescue is a retired superhero of [[AoStH|Mobius]] | + | Captain Rescue is a retired superhero of [[AoStH|Mobius]]. He saved the Hill Top Village from [[Dr. Robotnik]]. |
| − | [[Image: Captain Rescue.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:Captain Rescue.jpg|thumb|Captain Rescue having an awful idea.]] |
{{Char}} | {{Char}} | ||
==Origins== | ==Origins== | ||
| − | We don't know | + | We don't know his birth place or date, but we do know that his first job was as a [[Whore Yoshi|prostitute]]. |
==The Hero Years== | ==The Hero Years== | ||
| − | His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a [[TREE]] | + | His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a [[TREE]]. Then, he started to save all the characters on the planet Mobius, until the arrival of [[Dr. Robotnik]]. |
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| − | == | + | ==Relationships== |
| − | Captain Rescue | + | Captain Rescue loved that little, [[furry]], two-tailed [[fox]] named [[Tails]], until he found-out that [[Tails]] was in love with [[Sonic]]. After finding this out, Captain Rescue [[rape]]d [[Tails]], and then tried to [[rape]] [[Sonic]]. However, he was unable to rape Sonic, because he is too fast. |
| − | + | [[Image:Raper.JPG|thumb|Captain Rescue before raping Tails.]] | |
| − | [[Image: Raper.JPG|thumb| Captain Rescue before raping Tails]] | ||
==Possessions== | ==Possessions== | ||
*A Rescue Rocket | *A Rescue Rocket | ||
| − | *The Red Rocket | + | *[[Penis|The Red Rocket]] |
*A Boomerang | *A Boomerang | ||
*A Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum | *A Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *I'm Captain Rescue | + | *I'm Captain Rescue. |
*Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius when you were still a hedgehoglet! | *Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius when you were still a hedgehoglet! | ||
*You know me? | *You know me? | ||
| − | * | + | *I'm not old. |
*It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j | *It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j | ||
*Taste my boomerang! | *Taste my boomerang! | ||
| − | *Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue | + | *Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue. |
| − | *Actually | + | *Actually, I use that to drain my drugs. |
| − | *[[No]] | + | *[[No]]. |
*Surrender! Surrender! Surrender! | *Surrender! Surrender! Surrender! | ||
*Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! | *Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*His best friend is [[KroboProductions]]. | *His best friend is [[KroboProductions]]. | ||
| − | *He probably | + | *He probably loves [[Robotnik]], too. |
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Pedophiles]] | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
Revision as of 12:32, 14 February 2010
Captain Rescue is a retired superhero of Mobius. He saved the Hill Top Village from Dr. Robotnik.
This article is filed under Characters.Origins
We don't know his birth place or date, but we do know that his first job was as a prostitute.
The Hero Years
His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a TREE. Then, he started to save all the characters on the planet Mobius, until the arrival of Dr. Robotnik.
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Relationships
Captain Rescue loved that little, furry, two-tailed fox named Tails, until he found-out that Tails was in love with Sonic. After finding this out, Captain Rescue raped Tails, and then tried to rape Sonic. However, he was unable to rape Sonic, because he is too fast.
Possessions
- A Rescue Rocket
- The Red Rocket
- A Boomerang
- A Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum
- Overcooked Shoes
- Viagra
- A Machine to drain drugs
- Junk
Quotes
- I'm Captain Rescue.
- Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius when you were still a hedgehoglet!
- You know me?
- I'm not old.
- It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j
- Taste my boomerang!
- Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue.
- Actually, I use that to drain my drugs.
- No.
- Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!
- Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Trivia
- His best friend is KroboProductions.
- He probably loves Robotnik, too.
