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[[Image:PepsiConvoy-card.jpg|thumb|Optimus Prime drinking a bottle of Pepsi.]]
 
[[Image:PepsiConvoy-card.jpg|thumb|Optimus Prime drinking a bottle of Pepsi.]]
'''Pepsi''' is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to [[Coca-Cola]], but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters.
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'''Pepsi''' is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to [[Coca-Cola]], but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters. The company has also made Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Mountain Dew.
  
 
==Invention==
 
==Invention==
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==People Who Like Pepsi==
 
==People Who Like Pepsi==
*[[Optimus Prime]]
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*[[Optimus Prime]] and his brother, Pepsi Convoy
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[Mike Tyson]] (Just can't slam a Diet Pepsi!)
 
*[[Mike Tyson]] (Just can't slam a Diet Pepsi!)
*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[Deepercutt]] (He especially likes Dr. Pepper)
 
*[[Back to the Future|Marty McFly]] (Though he only likes Pepsi Free, and will also drink [[Coca-Cola|Tab]].)
 
*[[Back to the Future|Marty McFly]] (Though he only likes Pepsi Free, and will also drink [[Coca-Cola|Tab]].)
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*[[Homestar]] (When he's not drinking Melonade, he'll most likely be drinking Mountain Dew.)
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*[[Silver the Hedgehog]] (Drinks Mountain Dew when he's depressed.)
  
 
==People Who Hate Pepsi==
 
==People Who Hate Pepsi==

Revision as of 04:12, 9 December 2009

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Optimus Prime drinking a bottle of Pepsi.

Pepsi is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to Coca-Cola, but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters. The company has also made Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Mountain Dew.

Invention

Pepsi was invented by Peppy C. Hare following a lab accident causing his bottle of Coca-Cola to mutate. It was illegal to sell Coca-Cola in Corneria, so Peppy marketed it as Pepsi and sold it throughout the land. It soon became an intergalactic sensation, making it all the way to Earth and Cybertron.

People Who Like Pepsi

People Who Hate Pepsi