Bill O'Reilly

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Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.

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His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann

HE DOESN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!!

Source

• The O'Reilly Factor

When it comes down to it

Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.

At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.

O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!

He also has his own version of Diploma Dope, which he calls O'Reilly Dope.

He also has a little child by the name of Lil' O'Reilly.

People He Interviewed

• The Insane Clown Posse
• Mike Tyson
• Marilyn Manson
• Mr. T
• Howard Stern
• The O RLY? Owl
• Lil' O'Reilly
• The Enclosed Uctions Apple

Memorable Quotes

• "Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY"
• "Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable."
• "It's gay parade time!"
• "I was masturbating last night."
• "Let's get SILLY!"
• "Pinheadpinheadpinheadpinheadpinheadpinheadpinhead

pinheadpinhead."

• "Hi I'm Bill O'Reilly"
• "Because YOU don't like YouTube!"
• "LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA"
• "Caution! You are about to enter the Spin Zone!"
• "SHUT UP"
• "Billoreilly.com"
• "Evangelicals are silly nutcases."
• "Cut her mic off"
• "Oogoesh. Oogoesh. Oogoesh. Oogoesh. shogoO"
• "ON FIRE!"
• "Spin zz nips. Spin zz nips. Spin zz nips."
• "That is the subject. That is the subject. That is the that is that that is the subject."
• "They know you're a"
• "Ghe-tto."
• "Hahahahahahahahahaha."
• "Persian Gulf."
• "Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day."
• "FUCK IT!"
• "WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
• "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
• "If you question anything you're gay!"
• "Doo doo doo DEW dew dew DOO DOO!"
• "Let her hee hoo hah rah."
• "Harry Belafonte!"
• "Mah earl mah earl mah earl."
• "I kill children."
• "I have 2 wives!"
• "So you think your Delicious?"
• "Their watchdog. Watchdog. Their watchdog. Watchdog."
• "UH-WEE"
• "Do you care about your audience?"
• "Did you drop your testicles yet? To a twelve year old?!"
• "Go home and smoke something."
• "Because Youtube is where the Poop is." (His intro in his own Youtube Poops.)