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Difference between revisions of "KFC"
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*[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway. | *[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway. | ||
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| + | *Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single [[America]]n player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. | ||
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Revision as of 17:48, 6 August 2009
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the Gods, owned by Colonel Sanders, and has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is Robotnik's favourite food.
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The Demoman stares at his beloved fried chicken.
People Who Like KFC
- Robotnik
- Zack
- Froggo
- Aka Pella
- Yoshi
- M. Bison
- Demoman
- Zatchy
- Arufonzu
- You (Well how couldn't you?
ChickenEverything always tastes better when it's fried!) - The King of Hyrule
- The Amazing Athiest
- Jesus Christ
- Black People
- Kirby
- King Dedede
- Metaknight (Only when both Kirby and King Dedede aren't around.)
- Everyone, other than vegans.
People who DON'T like KFC
- Dr Eggman/Robotnik before his mother remarried.
- Chad Warden, but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway.
- The Hanshin Tigers and their fans (see note below).
- The Princess
- Bowser Jr
- PETA
- Vegans
- Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single American player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in.
