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Gaspra is an old man who likes to live in a tower and rape [[Zelda]] who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
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Gaspra is an old man from ''Zelda's Adventure'' who likes to live in a tower and rape [[Zelda]] who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
  
 
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==Disliked by==
 
==Disliked by==
*[[Gay Luigi]]
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*Just about everyone else.
*[[The King]]
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[Caramell]]
 
*[[Goronu]]
 
*[[King Leonidas]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[Hitler]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Roy Koopa]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Me]]
 
*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]]
 
*King Juan Carlos I of Spain
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==

Revision as of 13:40, 26 October 2009

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Name: Gaspra
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown, but likely in his 1000s.
Occupation(s): Astronomer

Gaspra is an old man from Zelda's Adventure who likes to live in a tower and rape Zelda who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"

Liked by

... Chad Warden, probably

Disliked by

  • Just about everyone else.

Quotes

  • "There will be no more viewing tonight"
  • "AHHH!"
  • "Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"