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(Hopefully Vince Offer will soon become the next great type of person that Billy Mays was.)
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The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.
 
The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.
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As of June 28, 2009, Vince Offer will have to learn how to become the next great Billy Mays-type of person, because the original [[Billy Mays]] [[die]]d at his own home. May the <s>force</s> power of Billy Mays be with [[you]], Vince.
 
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Revision as of 21:12, 28 June 2009

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Vince Offer is a comedian turned television salesman dressed like a Scout, well-known for his advertisements for ShamWow and the Slap Chop

About

He is a pitchman, and has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow (which is made in Germany). He also has a fascination with his nuts.

He is no longer a threat to Billy Mays as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute. (Though if she got herself an STD, then I say that the bitch deserved it.)

The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.

As of June 28, 2009, Vince Offer will have to learn how to become the next great Billy Mays-type of person, because the original Billy Mays died at his own home. May the force power of Billy Mays be with you, Vince.

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Quotes

  • "You're gonna love my nuts."
  • "You'll be saying "wow" every time."
  • "You followin' me cameraguy?"
  • "Wow... Wet."
  • "You know the Germans make good stuff."
  • "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"
  • "Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."
  • "Forget about it."
  • "You're gonna love this."
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He actually believes that this was a good thing made by Germany.