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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, Nathaniel Hawthorne, [[Anti-Uctions]], NOT [[SchiavoneTheRichard]] (because he's just too awesome to be Naruto), Nuto (lol, sexual joke), Porno, Michael Jackson and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
 
  
 
[[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
 
[[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
 
[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
 
[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
==Facts==
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'''Naruto''' is a manga series created by Masashi Kishimoto which has gone on to become a huge success, inspiring trading cards, anime, and other stuff that's useless but kids will buy it anyway.
Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In Japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have [[4|four]] possible meanings:
 
*Termination in a Japanese sentence mostly used by girls.
 
*[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese.
 
*I'm Jesus (ololo, [[no]]).
 
*I'm Satan.
 
*He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hit list.
 
[[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]]
 
[[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|ahh.. young love.]]
 
*HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TO FUCK HIM. BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]]).
 
*ALSO, HES A FAG.
 
*MOVED TO SAN-FRANCISCO.
 
*CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]].
 
*Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
 
*The reason [[Suckura]] hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
 
*He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his Sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
 
*[[Intenseowl]]  tried to kill Naruto for beating him in Naruto: Clash of Ninja, but Naruto got away with only his arm chopped off by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death.
 
*Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face!
 
*[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference.
 
*As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him.
 
*Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
 
*About every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on Naruto.
 
*[[AfricanSanddog667]] does NOT fap to Naruto porn.
 
*[[Uctions]] [[No|however does.]]
 
*Is actually bisexual, but over the years, scientists have come to realize this might not be true.
 
*Tsunade, a woman way older than him, wants to fuck him.
 
*Shikamaru is 86% cooler than Naruto. Shikamaru can make chicks get naked with his Shadow Posession Jutsu. So far he has raped Temari, Sakura, Tsunade, Hinata, Ino, and even Naruto himself this way.
 
  
== Quotes ==
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==Description==
*Believe it.
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Naruto tells the story of <s>[[Sasuke]], an emo ninja who hates his emo bishie brother</s> Naruto Uzumaki, a ninja from the Village Hidden in the Leaves who wants to become leader of the village. Also, his dad sealed a giant [[Pokemon|Ninetales]] inside of his body and he likes to say "Believe it!" There's also a guy named Orochimaru who wants to use Sasuke's body as a vessel ([[M.Bison|sounds familiar...]]), a freaky fish guy named Kisame Hoshigaki, and a pervert called [[Jiraiya]].
*Thats my [[Spaghetti|ninja]] way.
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===Media Infomation===
*Sexy Jutsu!!!!
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*1999-present
*Pervy Sage!!!
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*Manga/Anime/Video Game
*Rasengan!!!!!
 
  
== Likes ==
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==Characters==
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''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
  
*Ramen
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*[[Naruto Uzumaki]]
*Sasuke
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*[[Sasuke]] Uchiha
*2girls1cup
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*Sakura Haruno
*The BME Pain Olympics
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*Kakashi Hatake
*Mr Hands
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*Lee
*Kids In A Sandbox.
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*[[Neji]]
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*Guy
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*Shikamaru
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*Kiba<s>gami</s> Inuzuka
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*Shino
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*Hinata
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*[[Orochimaru]]
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*Itachi
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*Jiraiya
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*Pain
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==Usage==
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Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM.
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===First Used in a Poop by===
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[http://youtubepoop.com/UNKNOWN UNKNOWN]
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===Often Used by===
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*[[Tenjic]]
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*UberPooper (not UberNooberPooper)
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===Sometimes Used by===
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===Disliked by===
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*People who find it overrated
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*[[Tentor]]
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==Further information==
  
==Dislikes==
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===Main Source for Poopers===
*Waiting a few minutes for the ramen to be made
 
*Shino
 
*[[Neji]]
 
*Sasuke turning evil
 
*Mizuki
 
  
== Trivia ==
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[http://www.freewebs.com/tumsta/naruto.htm Anime Covenant]
*In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for
 
"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.
 
*gets raped a lot by [[Sonic the Hedgehog|a perverted homosexual pedophile]]
 
  
== Boyfriends ==
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*[[Ronald Mcdonald]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]]
 
*[[Robotnik|a random homeless guy off the street]]
 
*[[Sasuke|Not Sasuke]]
 
  
==Porn Career==
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===Other External Links===
Naruto stars in "Sexy and Bad Ninja Boys Weekly".
 
Usually it features him and Sasuke making out in sewage in the sewers.
 
  
== Episode List ==
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[http://www.naruto.com Official English website]
*1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
 
*2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
 
*3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
 
*4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
 
*5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
 
*6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
 
*7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
 
*8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
 
*9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
 
*10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS [[suckura|SAKURA]] SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
 
*11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
 
*12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
 
*13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
 
*14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN
 
*15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY)
 
*16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS
 
*17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT
 
*18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE!
 
*19.NARUTO THE BAD MOTHER. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO. THEN I CAN DIG IT.
 
*20.NARUTO IS HOT [[4]] [[Kakashi|TEACHER]]
 
*21.NARUTO HAS A SMALL DICK AND A BIG VAGINA
 
*22.NARUTO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL DILDO
 
*23.NARUTO AND CHAD WARDEN BACK IN LOVE.
 
*24.NARUTO AND CHAD WARDENS MARRIAGE
 

Revision as of 16:54, 31 May 2009

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Naruto's TRUE final words.
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Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self

Naruto is a manga series created by Masashi Kishimoto which has gone on to become a huge success, inspiring trading cards, anime, and other stuff that's useless but kids will buy it anyway.

Description

Naruto tells the story of Sasuke, an emo ninja who hates his emo bishie brother Naruto Uzumaki, a ninja from the Village Hidden in the Leaves who wants to become leader of the village. Also, his dad sealed a giant Ninetales inside of his body and he likes to say "Believe it!" There's also a guy named Orochimaru who wants to use Sasuke's body as a vessel (sounds familiar...), a freaky fish guy named Kisame Hoshigaki, and a pervert called Jiraiya.

Media Infomation

  • 1999-present
  • Manga/Anime/Video Game

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

Usage

Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM.

First Used in a Poop by

UNKNOWN

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Often Used by

  • Tenjic
  • UberPooper (not UberNooberPooper)

Sometimes Used by

Disliked by

  • People who find it overrated
  • Tentor

Further information

Main Source for Poopers

Anime Covenant


Other External Links

Official English website