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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
  
Also known as Malkmusian on the YouChew Poop Forums
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I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
JohnFordDanceTroupe, named after a student in a choir class that was expelled due stealing Carmex, discovered YouTube Poop by accident with seeing "Hey Arnold! The Great Adventure" in June 2007. In response, he made a few fad poops and poops known to have AIDS material in them before venturing to other sources and the use of Sony Vegas 8.0. Even though he is virtually unknown to the pooping community, he feels like he has influenced others to use obscure material.
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I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
N/A
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TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.
  
 
===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
 
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I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!
''Captain Beefheart's Sexy Suspender Striptease'' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wIVWXg-nw
 
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
"Ear rape", sentence mixing, repetition, mirroring, reverse, inverting, panning and cropping
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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
*Can archive footage
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*FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
*UmJammer Lammy
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*FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
*Disaster Movie
 
*Roseanne
 
*Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
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*Deja vu
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*I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
*Ear rape
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*THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.
*Extreme slo-mo
 
*Stutter loop
 
*Tech
 
*Tech text
 
  
  
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
===Prefered Tech===
  
Sony Vegas 8.0
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HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
CD-i, Super Mario World, badly made poops
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LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
So far, his reception has been mixed, from people saying he is good to people calling him "horrible"
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YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!
  
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
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IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
 
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BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
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I'M ON A BOAT
  
 
===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
youtube.com/genochic13 - His sister, Brittany
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I'M ON A BOAT
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
[[GasmaskAvenger]]
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
[[WalrusGuy]], [[Deepercutt]], [[Nategorga]], [[Ophios]]
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I'M ON A BOAT!
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
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I'M ON A BOAT!
  
 
<!--==Poop Listing==-->
 
<!--==Poop Listing==-->
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R80lh5XwsQE The Beatles' Sexual Encounter with a Crazy Psychopath]
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TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsPYX4uf0w A Family of Cannibals Devour a Progressive Rock Band]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4DGKpIvF5E Kid Rawk Has a Message for You]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGmJEVUwfrE Daniel Revo Becomes a Gangster Rapper]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4u0pgdCkV8 Scottish People Mourn the Bankruptcy of Kroger]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI2V_KZBPk Doug Walker Applies to Be Shaq's Masseuse]
 
 
 
[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JohnFordDanceTroupe&view=videos His videos]
 
 
 
 
   
 
   
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
<!-- Other stuff that may be of interest -->
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SHA-SHA-SHORTY!
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
 
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SHORTY!
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
 
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YEAAAAAAH!
  
 
===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

Revision as of 19:50, 10 March 2009

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I'M ON A BOAT!

In brief

I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!

History

I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.

First poop seen

TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.

First poop made

I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!

Style

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!

Preferred Sources

  • FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
  • FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.

Preferred Methods

  • I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
  • THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.


Prefered Tech

HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!

Dislikes

LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Reception

YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!


Criticism

IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!

Achievements

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!

Associates

I'M ON A BOAT

In Real Life

I'M ON A BOAT

Online

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!

Influences

I'M ON A BOAT!

Fans

I'M ON A BOAT!

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!

Other Information

SHA-SHA-SHORTY!

Trivia

SHORTY!

Links

YEAAAAAAH!

Other Links

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU