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| − | *[[Robotnik]] have been | + | *[[Robotnik]] have been harrassed by Law for Kids many times. |
| − | *It's | + | *It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. |
| − | *They own nearly every driver's | + | *They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. |
| − | *Their only weakness | + | *Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them. |
| − | *Their faces change | + | *Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit. |
*They often need to go to the bathroom. | *They often need to go to the bathroom. | ||
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | *That guy in the picture is NOT [[Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | ||
| + | *They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes. | ||
Revision as of 14:28, 9 February 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
- Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked.
- They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
- These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men.
The cultists don't allow:
- Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
- Standing in a parking zone.
- Displaying emotions.
- Spilling root beer in a sink.
- Wearing grey shirts.
- Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
- Driving a car whilst drinking any substance.
- Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
- People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.)
- Using excessive punctuation.
- Getting a black eye.
- Not mashing your pencil on paper.
- Driving through a green stoplight.
- Disabled people
- Fighting for self-defense
Trivia
- Robotnik have been harrassed by Law for Kids many times.
- It's rumored that this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed.
- They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
- Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them.
- Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
- They often need to go to the bathroom.
- That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
- They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes.
