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Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
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Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].
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== Trivia ==
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*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
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*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
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*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
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*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
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*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
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*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
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*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[Yoshi]]'s New Empire.
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*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
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==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
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Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
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*[[Mario]]
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*[[Fat Mario]]
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*[[Mr. X]]
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*[[Tap Tap]]
 
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*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
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*[[Megatron]]
 
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*[[Q]]
 
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*[[Sonic]] (Both old-gen and new-gen, but new-gen shows it off more then old-gen.)
 
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*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
 
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*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
 
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*Jackie Chan
 
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*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
 
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*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
 
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*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
 
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==Uctions as energy unit==
 
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Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
 
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Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
 
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*[[FOTEP]]:                         -100,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Mama Luigi]]:              -99,999 Uctions.
 
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*[[God Luigi]]:                     -95,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[God Rabbit]]:                    -95,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Darth Vader]]:             -9,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Seymour]]:                  -8,500 Uctions.
 
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*Kingdom Hearts:               -3,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Ganon]]                          -754 Uctions.
 
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*[[AIDS]]:                   -500 Uctions.
 
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*Heartless:                  -100 Uctions.
 
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*[[Dr Rabbit]]:               -10 Uctions.
 
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*[[Retard Luigi]]:                  -2 Uctions.
 
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*[[Retard Mario]]:             -1 Uction.
 
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*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain:     0 Uctions.
 
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*[[Cheatsy]]:                  0 Uctions.
 
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*[[You]]:                          Random Amounts of Uctions.
 
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*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]:          How many [[you]] have +2.
 
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*[[Edd]]:                      1 Uction.
 
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*[[Morshu]]:                  5 Uctions.
 
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*[[Toad]]:                          7 Uctions.
 
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*Bobby Jack:                    10 Uctions.
 
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*[[Cum]]:                      10 Uctions.
 
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*[[Boobs]]:                    30 Uctions.
 
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*[[Gay Luigi]]:                50 Uctions.
 
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*One heart:                    100 Uctions.
 
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*[[Wii]]:                          500 Uctions.
 
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*[[M. Bison]]:                      1,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Link]]:                      2,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Yoshi]]:                        3,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Saiyan Link]]:                  5,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Steely Phil]]:              5,000 Uctions.
 
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*A [[Falcon Punch]]:            9,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Goku]]:     [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
 
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*[[Jackie Chan]]                    15,000 Uctions.
 
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*Super [[Sonic]]:                  30,000 Uctions.
 
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*Hyper [[Sonic]]:                  60,000 Uctions.
 
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*Arnold Schwarzenegger:            1,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*Rick Roll:                        1,000,001 Uctions.
 
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*Shaq:                              100,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*Megaman:                          199,999,999,999 Uctions.
 
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*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra:     250 Billion Billion Billion Uctions.
 
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*[[Insane Clown Posse]]:            555 Billion Billion Billion Uctions.
 
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*[[Travis Touchdown]]:              100 Trillion Trillion Trillion Uctions.
 
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*[[Captain Falcon]]:                Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
 
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*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]:        Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
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*The Enclosed Uctions Apple:        Is The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.
 
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The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].
 
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