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== What Is Shit? ==
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Shit is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restraunts bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns [[KFC]], A&W, and Long John Silvers.
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== Lawsuit ==
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Youtubeshit.com, Youtubepoop's grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% shit that their burritos came with. LiveVideo Shit, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!
 

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