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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
 
  
[[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
 
[[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
 
==Facts==
 
Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:
 
*termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
 
*[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese
 
*He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist.
 
[[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]]
 
[[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|ahh.. young love.]]
 
*HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]])
 
*ALSO HES A FAG
 
*MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
 
*CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]]
 
*Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
 
*The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
 
*He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
 
*[[Intenseowl]]  tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death
 
*Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face!
 
*[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
 
*As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him.
 
*Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
 
*about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto
 
*[[AfricanSanddog667]] does NOT fap to naruto pr0n
 
 
== Quotes ==
 
*Believe it.
 
*Thats my ninja way.
 
*Sexy Jutsu!!!!
 
*Pervy Sage!!!
 
*Rasengan!!!!!
 
 
== Likes ==
 
 
*Ramen
 
*Sasuke
 
*2girls1cup
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
*In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for
 
"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.
 
*gets raped a lot by [[Bowser|a perverted homosexual pedophile]]
 
 
==Porn Career==
 
Naruto stars in "sexy and bad ninja boys weekly"
 
 
== Episode List ==
 
*1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
 
*2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
 
*3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
 
*4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
 
*5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
 
*6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
 
*7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
 
*8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
 
*9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
 
*10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS [[suckura|SAKURA]] SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
 
*11.NARUTO"S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
 
*12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
 
*13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
 

Revision as of 00:13, 3 November 2008