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− | Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]].
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− | [[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]]
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− | [[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]]
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− | ==Facts==
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− | Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:
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− | *termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
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− | *[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese
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− | *He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist.
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− | [[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]]
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− | [[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|ahh.. young love.]]
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− | *HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]])
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− | *ALSO HES A FAG
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− | *MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
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− | *CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]]
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− | *Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
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− | *The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party.
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− | *He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
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− | *[[Intenseowl]] tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death
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− | *Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face!
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− | *[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
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− | *As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him.
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− | *Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
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− | *about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto
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− | *[[AfricanSanddog667]] does NOT fap to naruto pr0n
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− | == Quotes ==
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− | *Believe it.
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− | *Thats my ninja way.
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− | *Sexy Jutsu!!!!
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− | *Pervy Sage!!!
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− | *Rasengan!!!!!
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− | == Likes ==
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− | *Ramen
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− | *Sasuke
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− | *2girls1cup
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− | == Trivia ==
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− | *In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for
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− | "Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.
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− | *gets raped a lot by [[Bowser|a perverted homosexual pedophile]]
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− | ==Porn Career==
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− | Naruto stars in "sexy and bad ninja boys weekly"
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− | == Episode List ==
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− | *1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
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− | *2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
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− | *3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
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− | *4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
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− | *5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
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− | *6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
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− | *7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
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− | *8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
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− | *9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
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− | *10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS [[suckura|SAKURA]] SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
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− | *11.NARUTO"S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
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− | *12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
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− | *13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
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