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Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "Squadalah!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] | Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "Squadalah!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]].[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]] | ||
==Controversy== | ==Controversy== | ||
| − | Gwonam appears to have an obsession with cum, and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. | + | Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. |
[[image:Gwonambj4jpg.jpg|right|frame|Where Gwonam hangs out in his spare time]] | [[image:Gwonambj4jpg.jpg|right|frame|Where Gwonam hangs out in his spare time]] | ||
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==Posessions== | ==Posessions== | ||
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests. | Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests. | ||
Revision as of 13:35, 15 August 2007
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded os the "Freaky Carpet guy"
General Information
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only Link can defeat Ganon", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "Squadalah!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and Zelda to IHOP.
Controversy
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with cum, and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
Posessions
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
- A Sacred Map
- A Magic Carpet
- A Strange
Turban Type HatShower Cap. - Weird Facial Hair
