George The Volcano

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George while he suffers his burns.

George raising hell. Literally.

George Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with Link and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like Tyrannosaurus Alan his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of Thrakkorzog and an unknown partner. Holds a grudge on Sora for accidentaly taking away his birds, and will get revenge by making a new mineral water maded of his blood and cum.

Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric Britain

Personality

He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually Tyrannosaurus Alan) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of violence, that you TRY SOME right away).

Some fun facts about George:

• His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.
• Life apparently grabs him by the conkers
• He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to.
• He is the third-loudest being in all of the universe, beaten only by Haruhi and Icarus. The Oxy Clean Guy comes in behind him as a close fourth.
• When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse.
• Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population.
• Being completley immobile, George secretley wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him.
• He is a pervert.
• One time he was making Cilit Bang for breakfast.
• He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first.
• Location: Lake District, UK.
• Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers.
• If George doesn't like you, he'll fill your volvic revive with bombs or AIDS.

Quotes

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George Volcano Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicityyyyy!

George Volcano Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral WATERRRRR that grabs life by the CONKERS and hydrates you till you shout 'CUM on, world! I'll have you for BREAKFAAAAAST!' Try some!

George Volcano And making it tasty for the ladies!

George Volcano My birds DO like a twist with their water!

George Volcano MY BIRRRDS!! They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! BIIIIIRDS!! Tasty Volvic!

George Volcano I'M THE DADDY NOW!!

George Volcano Busy day, Alan?!

George Volcano How DO you DO it, Alan?! Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic REVIIIIIVE?! It's got ginseng and guarana, and will help keep you ALEEERT!

George Volcano WELL DONE TO REVIVE!!

George Volcano APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!

George Volcano DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S TINY ARMS!

40px	George Volcano No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Mr. Volcano, the Volcanicity God.

Links

http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout

http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog