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He is known for selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit. | He is known for selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit. | ||
| − | He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself. hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. He also is addicted to [[Boobs|boobies]] | + | He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself. hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. He also is addicted to [[Boobs|boobies]]. |
Cultural Heritage: Germany | Cultural Heritage: Germany | ||
Revision as of 08:59, 31 July 2008
This article is filed under Characters.The man who is found in one of the Legend of Zelda CD-i games. His real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence to is college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott.
He is known for selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "things". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit. He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself. hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of The Cure for two months, although there is no record of this. He also is addicted to boobies.
Cultural Heritage: Germany
Also Known as
- Shopkeep
- Shopkeeper
- Goronu, due to a mistake
- Fat Man
- Dumbass
- IAMSHOPKEEPER
