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*They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules. | *They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules. | ||
*These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men. | *These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men. | ||
| − | ==The | + | ==The cultists don't allow:== |
[[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|stolen from a victim standing in a no parking zone.]] | [[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|stolen from a victim standing in a no parking zone.]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. |
*Standing in a parking zone. | *Standing in a parking zone. | ||
*Displaying emotions. | *Displaying emotions. | ||
| − | *Spilling | + | *Spilling root beer in a sink. |
*Wearing grey shirts. | *Wearing grey shirts. | ||
| − | *Stealing | + | *Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it. |
| − | *Driving | + | *Driving a car whilst drinking any substance. |
*Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. | *Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. | ||
*People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.) | *People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.) | ||
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*Getting a black eye. | *Getting a black eye. | ||
*Not mashing your pencil on paper. | *Not mashing your pencil on paper. | ||
| − | *Driving | + | *Driving through a green stoplight. |
*Disabled people | *Disabled people | ||
| − | *Fighting for self- | + | *Fighting for self-defense |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Revision as of 14:27, 9 February 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
- Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked.
- They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
- These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men.
The cultists don't allow:
- Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
- Standing in a parking zone.
- Displaying emotions.
- Spilling root beer in a sink.
- Wearing grey shirts.
- Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
- Driving a car whilst drinking any substance.
- Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
- People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.)
- Using excessive punctuation.
- Getting a black eye.
- Not mashing your pencil on paper.
- Driving through a green stoplight.
- Disabled people
- Fighting for self-defense
Trivia
- Robotnik have been harrased by Law for kids many times.
- It's rumoured this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed.
- They own nearly every driver's licence in Arizona.
- Their only weakness are eggs, which is very destructive to them.
- Their faces change ocasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
- They often need to go to the bathroom.
- That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
