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*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
 
*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]].
 
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
 
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
* Has killed [[Brock Samson]]
 
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==

Revision as of 04:58, 15 October 2007

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A fat, bald , and maniacal old dude who claims his name is Heavy weapons guy. He loves his gun and gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacring thousands of people

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BULLET.

Quotes

  • Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
  • Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
  • "BUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
  • It costs 40,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
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WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

Trivia

  • It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
  • It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.

See Also

Team Fortress 2

First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.

Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.

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Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a circus.