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Iniquity’s snares are cunning, but by the light of lights; mine are greater still. Woe to all, for our dwelling place is distant, and we wander through the domiciles of Chaos! My power was lost in places which where not mine. Affliction besought me, and the merciless ones attacked me without cause. Although they call me crazy, I care not, for thou art my helper, my strength, and my saviour. Thy will be done oh light of lights, I bless the glory of thy greatness through the day and through the darkness of this night. I pray do never turn away thy light, give heed to me, and spring thy traps upon mine enemies, when I cry out to thee! For it was said, they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found. Turn not thy face away from me; incline thy ear and hear me! When I shall cry to thee in my affliction. For the days of my life have vanished like smoke, and my bones are parched like ash, and let all my impurities be as… fuel for that fire! Until nothing remains, but the Light alone. From the voice of my groaning my bone has cleaved to my flesh. For my soul is filled with evil, and like this place, must be purged. For the dead know no sleep in their graves, nor dost thou remember them, until they are destroyed through thy hands. I have been laid down in a pit of darknesses and the shadow of death. And thy anger has pressed down upon me; and all thy cares have come down upon me. And from this bed I cry out for the kindling of thy Light! And what terrible wonders are these those hast done among the dead. What shades rise to confess thee, and what specters shall know thee by thy name? Oh, light may thy name be spoken in the graves, and spelled in bones and ashes. Thy rages have come down upon me, and thy pains have agitated me. Judge those who do injustice to me, fight with those who fight with me! Take hold of a weapon, a shield, and rise to help me! Draw for the sword, and sheath it in those who afflict me, say to my soul, I am thy salvation. May they become like dust before the wind; may the angel of the Lord pursue them. May their paths become dark and slippery; and may the angel of the Lord afflict them. May the snare that they do not know come to them, and may the net they have hidden for me catch them in my place.
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'''Potatoes''' is a starchy root vegetable and a YTPedia user account belonging to [[mapo]]. If you would like to know more about this user, go to the YouTube Pooper page about him. In the meantime here are some recipes you can try out using potatoes!
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=Baked Potato=
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[[Image:Baked Potato.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Baked Potato]]
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Baked potato is one of the common ways to cook a potato. It is usually baked by the oven and it has a crispy exterior with a fluffy interior. Baked potatoes can be plain but it can also include butter, sour cream, cheese, gravy, scallions, and meat. But this recipe will follow how to make a baked potato using a conventional oven.
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==Prerequisites==
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Here is the following things needed to make a baked potato:
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*1 large russet potato
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*Cooking oil of choice (Olive, Sunflower, Vegetable, Canola, etc.)
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*Salt (any kind of edible salt really)
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*Toppings of choice like butter, sour cream, cheese, gravy, scallions, and meat. (optional)
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*Conventional oven
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*Fork
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*Knife (optional)
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==Directions==
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Here is how you make a baked potato:
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*1. Position oven racks in top and bottom thirds
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*2. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (or 176 degrees Celsius)
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*3. Wash your potato thoroughly using stiff brush and cold running water
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*4. Dry the potato and poke 8-12 holes all over the potato using a fork
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*5. Coat the potato with oil and sprinkle it with salt
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*6. Once the oven reached the desired temperature, place a baking sheet on a lower rack
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*7. Place the prepared potato on a rack above the baking sheet rack
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*8. Wait for 1 hour or until the potato is crisp on the outside and soft on the inside
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*9. Carefully take out the potato when ready
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*10. Cut open the potato using a fork or knife and add toppings if you want to
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Note: If you are going to bake more than 4 potatoes at a time, you may need to add around 15 minutes to your cooking time.
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=Mashed Potatoes=

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Russet Potatoes

Potatoes is a starchy root vegetable and a YTPedia user account belonging to mapo. If you would like to know more about this user, go to the YouTube Pooper page about him. In the meantime here are some recipes you can try out using potatoes!

Baked Potato

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Baked Potato

Baked potato is one of the common ways to cook a potato. It is usually baked by the oven and it has a crispy exterior with a fluffy interior. Baked potatoes can be plain but it can also include butter, sour cream, cheese, gravy, scallions, and meat. But this recipe will follow how to make a baked potato using a conventional oven.

Prerequisites

Here is the following things needed to make a baked potato:

  • 1 large russet potato
  • Cooking oil of choice (Olive, Sunflower, Vegetable, Canola, etc.)
  • Salt (any kind of edible salt really)
  • Toppings of choice like butter, sour cream, cheese, gravy, scallions, and meat. (optional)
  • Conventional oven
  • Fork
  • Knife (optional)

Directions

Here is how you make a baked potato:

  • 1. Position oven racks in top and bottom thirds
  • 2. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (or 176 degrees Celsius)
  • 3. Wash your potato thoroughly using stiff brush and cold running water
  • 4. Dry the potato and poke 8-12 holes all over the potato using a fork
  • 5. Coat the potato with oil and sprinkle it with salt
  • 6. Once the oven reached the desired temperature, place a baking sheet on a lower rack
  • 7. Place the prepared potato on a rack above the baking sheet rack
  • 8. Wait for 1 hour or until the potato is crisp on the outside and soft on the inside
  • 9. Carefully take out the potato when ready
  • 10. Cut open the potato using a fork or knife and add toppings if you want to

Note: If you are going to bake more than 4 potatoes at a time, you may need to add around 15 minutes to your cooking time.

Mashed Potatoes

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