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Revision as of 15:58, 8 May 2015
This article is filed under Characters.History
Raiden did stuff in Metal Gear Solid 2. Then he did stuff in Metal Gear Solid 4. Then he got his own game, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. His specialty is cutting stuff.
Quotes
- "What kind of a dork brings all this stuff to work? Must be a super freak!"
- "...April 30th?"
- "Fuck you!"
- "Shit, not again!"
- "Adios, amigos."
- Now you're just being nasty."
- "I think it's time for Jack... TO LET 'ER RIP!"
- "Your memes... end here!"
- "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!"
- "I was wrong... you're not greedy..."
- "you're BAT-SHIT INSANE!"
- "Why won't you DIE?"
- "I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... this isn't my sword."
Likes
- Cutting stuff
- Swords
- Snake
- Blade Wolf
- His wife and kid
- Buying a quick souvenir or two for Rose
- Sonny
- Managing to avoid drowning
Dislikes
- Jetstream Sam
- All other enemies he faces
- Being attacked so close to the face, it burns his chin
- Being in Playstation All-Stars and not Super Smash Bros
- The memes (he ends them)
Trivia
- He has to save the brains of the children!
- And YOU gotta help him!
